Hilarious Quotes, Captions, And Sayings For Your Dog’s Tag
Having funny dog tag sayings on your pup’s collar helps showcase their hilarious personality. Here are some dog tag inspiration and ideas to help you craft the perfect piece for your pup that they would totally say if they could talk.
- Not all who wander are lost. Except me. Call my mom.
- I’m lost! Have your people call my people.
- I know I’m cute, but you can’t keep me. Please call mom!
- I’ve taken myself walking.
- I’ve misplaced my humans.
- Mischief Managed. Please call my mom.
- Feed me and tell me I’m pretty.
- Zero woofs given.
- I am high maintenance. You don’t want me.
- I make bad decisions and have no regrets.
- Lost af.
- Free beer upon return.
- Call my mom. She’s ugly crying. Like really ugly crying.
- I just wanna cuddle and get my belly rubbed.
- In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
- Zombie Outbreak Response Team – K9 Unit
- My mom is single.
- I don’t have thumbs. Call my human.
- I’m a lover, not a biter.
- I still live with my parents.
- I did it all for the cookie.
- I’m why we can’t have nice things.
- If I look lost, please rub my belly and then call my mom.
- I boldly go where I’m not supposed to.
- I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
- You look like I need a treat.
In addition to adding funny dog tag sayings, remember your dog’s tag is their dog ID! You need to make sure their dog tag and collar has your contact information because it’s the easiest way to get your pup right back to you in case something happens.
Haven’t received your dog quote fill yet? Check out our post that has some of our favorite dog mom quotes, like ‘just busy being my dog’s sugar mama.’
