Dogs are definitely our muse to find that perfectly true and funny dog shirt. Here are some of our favorite hilarious, spunky, and funny dog shirt sayings.

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Funny dog shirt sayings - kinda busy being a dog mom.

  • Yoga? I’m down dog.
  • This is my dog hair shirt.
  • My dog was right about you.
  • Kinda busy being a dog mom.
  • I’d love to but my dog said no.
  • You know what I like about people? Their dogs.
  • I just want all the dogs.
  • Weekends, coffee, and dogs.
  • Life without dogs? I don’t think so.
  • Dogs make me happy. Humans make my head hurt.
  • I was normal three dogs ago.
  • Dogs before dudes.
  • Life isn’t all about dogs but it should be.
  • Easily distracted by dogs and books.
  • Don’t stop retrievin’.
  • My dog and I have decided to stay in tonight.
  • My dog is kind of a big deal.
  • Motivated by treats (just like my dog.)
  • You’re not the boss of me. My dog is.
  • Life is better with a dog.
  • Dog dad bod.
  • Can I pet that dog?
  • Support your local dog bar.
  • It was me. I let the dogs out.
  • #dogmom
  • My kids have paws.
  • This isn’t dog hair. It’s rescue glitter.
  • Yes, you can pet my dog.
  • Dog mom life is ruff.
  • My dog thinks I’m cool.
  • Ay chihuahua.
  • Property of a spoiled dog.
  • Dogs > People
  • Namas’tay home with my dog.
  • I just want to work out and hang with my dog.
  • Good taste in dogs, bad taste in men.
  • My dog is my spirit animal.
  • You had me at woof.
  • Here to pet dogs.
  • Dog mom powered by coffee.
  • My children bark.
  • Certified dog lover.

These funny dog shirt sayings are also perfect dog quotes, sayings, and Instagram captions for your amazing dog mom life. If you just can’t get enough dog quotes to relate with, check out our dog mom quotes for more puppy pawty inspiration.

Funny dog shirt sayings - kinda busy being a dog mom.

Funny dog shirt sayings - this isn't dog hair. it's rescue glitter.