Funny dog mom captions give your posts with your pup that little extra touch. Dogs keep us laughing on the daily, so funny dog mom captions add a little more humor to our lives. Use these quotes, sayings, and caption ideas for your next Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, or any social media post.

Funny dog mom captions - If your dog doesn't have at least five nicknames, are you even a dog mom?

  • If your dog doesn’t have at least five nicknames, are you really even a dog mom?
  • First, they steal your heart. Then, your bed.
  • Can we please normalize our dogs being our +1 for events?
  • Sorry, I can’t. I have plans with my dog.
  • I am happy I get to live in a time when dog birthday pawty’s are a thing.
  • I’d have a better chance remembering your name if you were a dog.
  • Just busy being my dog’s sugar mama.
  • Anyone who doesn’t know what shampoo tastes like has clearly never washed a dog.
  • I’ve got 99 problems and my dog solved 97 of them.
  • When life gives you lemons, hug your dog and sip lemonade.
  • People introvert, dog extrovert.
  • Blessed and dog obessed.
  • Classy mother pupper
  • Chase puppies, not feelings.
  • Love our Earth – it’s the only planet that has dogs.
  • Time with a doggo is never wasted.
  • Survived another week thanks to iced coffee and my dog.
  • Dog mom, powered by coffee.
  • Yes, I have a type. Cute, floofy, and always excited to see me.
  • Don’t forget to smooch your pooch.
  • I apologize to my dog when I go out.
  • There’s a 100% chance I would rather be at home with my dog.
  • I don’t follow rules. I follow dogs on social media.
  • Dog walking is my cardio.
  • Stop complaining about your life. There are people who are allergic to dogs.
  • You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my dog!
  • Dogs are my love language.
  • I look normal, but I talk to dogs and plants.
  • Actually, the world does revolve around my dog.
  • I was normal 2 dogs ago.
  • Being a dog mom is my happily ever after.
  • Tell your dog I said hi.
  • Dogs are like potato chips – you can’t have just one.
  • I work hard so my dog doesn’t have to wear the same outfit everyday.

Funny dog mom captions - Can we please normalize our dogs being our +1 for events?

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