Dachshund quotes add love and humor to our day. If you have ever owned or even laid eyes upon a dachshund, you will understand. Here are some dachshund quotes for Instagram, captions, one liners,  humor, sayings, cute quotes, and anything we found that reminds us of one of the sweetest and funniest pups out there. This post is extra, just like our hot dogs.

  • Dachshund – little people who can’t hear their name being called, ever, yet can hear a piece of candy being unwrapped through 3 walls and a thunderstorm!
  • The thing will turn a man’s home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund. -Queen Victoria
  • Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long. -H. L. Mencken
  • Warning; my dachshund thinks he’s a doberman with short legs.
  • Life is short and so are my legs.
  • Amazing dog – low rider.
  • Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. -Robert Benchley
  • It’s been a long day.
  • Death from the ankles down.
  • Hot dog, hot owner.
  • Short legs, big attitude.
  • Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out? -P. G. Wodehouse
  • The secret of architectural excellence is to translate the proportions of a dachshund into bricks, mortar, and marble. -Christopher Wren
  • The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you aren’t paying for any superfluous leg. -Mary Russell
  • Dachshunds have their own agenda and can be stubborn about seeing their plans through to completion. What Rosie lacked in consistency, she made up for in enthusiasm. Most of the time, when I called her name, she sprinted back, her long ears cocked and flying like a little girl’s pigtails. Each encounter was a glorious reunion, even if we’d been parted for only a minute or two. I had never felt so loved. -Mary Russell
  • I long for you.
  • Itzy Bitzy Teenie Wienie
  • I’ve got friends in low places.

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