Looking for clever dog Instagram captions? Look no further than here for awesome dog quotes, sayings, captions, and excerpts. Dogs are witty and brilliant, so we know if they could talk these are some things they would say. Bone Appetit!

  • In this house, we narrate the dog’s thoughts.
  • Cleaning with dogs in the house is like brushing your teeth with Oreos.
  • I don’t follow rules, I follow dogs on Instagram.
  • I pay my therapist in dog treats.
  • I’ve got to stop comparing my friend’s children to my dog.
  • Never underestimate the power of a wet nose and a sloppy kiss.
  • I followed my heart, and it leads me to sausage dogs.
  • A dog might destroy your shoes, but will never destroy your heart.
  • While the world stayed apart, we stayed together.
  • Girls just want to have dogs.
  • I’ve got 99 problems, and another dog will solve 97 of them.
  • A dog is love’s purest shadow.
  • Dogs have a way of finding people who need them.
  • The five-second rule does not apply when you have a two-second dog.
  • When every day becomes National Stay At Home With Your Dog Day!
  • Pet therapy – the art of telling your pets allĀ  your problems.
  • As a matter of fact, the world does revolve around my dog.
  • Don’t make me choose between you and the dog.
  • Dog vibes only.
  • ‘It’s just a dog’ kinda people aren’t for me.
  • The average dog is nicer than the average person.
  • Gentle dog, beware of owner.
  • Nothing is friendlier than a wet dog.
  • I wish I could text my dog.
  • Dog cuddles are my self-care.
  • Tell your dog I said hi.
  • Live like somebody left the front door open.
  • Money can buy a lot of things, but it doesn’t waggle it’s butt when it walks through the door.
  • Wet nose and warm heart.
  • Be the person your dog thinks you are.
  • Two steps to happiness. First, get a dog. Second, get more dogs.
  • When I tell my dog I will be right back, and I am just going to the bathroom, my dogs hear ‘family meeting in the bathroom, right now!’

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