It’s hard to capture the love and humor that dog mom‘s (or dog dads) have, but here are 41 dog mom quotes that do a pretty good job. Be aware that you will want to go and grab the nearest dog after reading these.


  1. Those who wander with dogs are never lost.
  2. You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
  3. Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend, never had a dog.
  4. Your dog will never wake up one day and decide they do not love you anymore.
  5. I work hard to support my dog’s extravagant lifestyle.
  6. Always kiss your dog goodnight.
  7. Beware of dog – he will steal your heart.
  8. A dog is love’s purest shadow.
  9. The best therapist has fur and four legs.
  10. Some things fill your heart without trying.
  11. I’m not a dog owner, I’m a dog mom.
  12. Never underestimate the power of a wet nose and sloppy kiss on a bad day.
  13. Be the person your dog thinks you are.
  14. The journey of life is sweeter when traveled with a dog.
  15. My dog is not disobedient, just spontaneous.
  16. It’s not dog hair, it’s canine confetti.
  17. My little dog – a heartbeat at my feet.
  18. How beautiful it is to find someone who wants nothing else but your company.
  19. One thing my dog and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work.
  20. Being a dog mom is my happily ever after.
  21. The head of the house is the one with the tail.
  22. Live like someone left the gate open!
  23. I don’t always talk about dogs.. sometimes I’m asleep.
  24. I wonder what my dog named me.
  25. My dog winks at me and I always wink back in case it’s some kind of code.
  26. My children bark.
  27. I was born to pet all the dogs.
  28. When I needed a hand, you gave me your paw.
  29. Calling in sick today, I have a bad case of puppy fever.
  30. Dogs ask for so little but deserve so much.
  31. What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs.
  32. Stop complaining about your life. There are people out there allergic to dogs.
  33. Not to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a big deal to my dog.
  34. If I could be half the person my dog is, I would be twice the human I am.
  35. Home is where someone runs to greet you.
  36. I work hard so my dog can have a better life.
  37. I love coming home to the happy doggy dance.
  38. Motivated by caffeine and canines.
  39. Pretty sure there isn’t a nicer feeling than being in a room full of people and the dog chooses to come over to you.
  40. Sometimes I meet people and feel bad for their dog.
  41. My sunshine doesn’t come from the skies, it comes from the love that’s in my dog’s eyes.


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